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| 14 YEARS PORTA U LOGGED IN FOR WASTING UR REREEEE LIFE AWAY |
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| YEH BINGO |
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| JETS WHO STARTS WITH J |
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| EVEN WITH VISION U STILL FIND SLOW TURTLES ATTRACTION |
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| AND WHAT BOUT GEELONG CATS GEELONG ARE THE CATS YEH |
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| AND U WONDER WHY THEY CALLED CRONULLA SHARKS THEN |
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| U TOO BUSY ON UR PHONE TRYNA REACH OUT TO REREEES |
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| WHO CARES IF U GOTTA CELL YA HOUSE PORTA ITS NOT LIKE U GOT MARRIED |
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| ONLY TIME HE GETS A SOCIAL LIFE IS IF HE HIDES BEHIND HES PHONE ::]:]:] |
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| HIS STILL LOSING 14 YEAR CHAT STORY :]:]:] |
