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| Ethan is the Aussie version of Jerry Keene |
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| Van |
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| His windowless can is stocked with candies and plush toys 🙄 |
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| 🥱 |
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| He has a season pass to the kids water park 🤷🏼♂️ |
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| THEN THE PAGES STICK TOGETHER 🤷 |
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ETHAN GETS THE KMART CATALOGUE AND OPENS IT TO THE KIDS APPAREL PAGE  |
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| Old enough to crawl, old enough for Ethan to ball he said |
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| ETHAN STARTS AT HALF HE'S AGE AND WORKS DOWN OR SOMETHING HE SAID 🤷 |
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| Needs his junk chopped off and sewn to his own chin |
